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The Carpentry Song

from Never Mind The Ologs by The Bricks

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lyrics

I'll Whip Out My Tools, If You'll Help Me Get Wood,
Together We Can Make Something Good.
And I'll Roll Up My Sleeves, If You'll Pull Back My Hood,
It's Kind Of Stiff So You'll Have To tug It Good.

Chorus

This Is A Song About Carpentry,
All The Wonderful Things You Can Make From A Tree,
Just Add Some Hinges, Some Handles And Some Locks
Then We Can Admire Your Stunning Box.

I'll Hammer It In Hard, If You Show Me The Spot,
Then I'll Neatly Dovetail It Into The Slot.
To Finish It Off Nice, I'll Use My Tongue-In-Groove,
And Wax It Up So It Slips In Nice And Smooth.

- Chorus -

I'll Loosen Up Your Drawers, If You Show Me Your Chest
An Oiling And A Rub-Down Does It Best
Oak Is Really Hard, And Maple's Really Fine
But If You're Good I'll Let You Stroke My Pine

- Chorus -

credits

from Never Mind The Ologs, released March 30, 2015
IC: The Bricks
OOC: Neil Albrechtsen, Sammo Pinney & Stephen McGreal

Vocals: Neil Albrechtsen, Stephen McGreal & Sammo Pinney
Guitar: Neil Albrechtsen
Fiddle: Neil Mcmahon
Bass: Neil Albrechtsen
Cajon: Flip Wilkes

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