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lyrics
I'm sick and tired of all these bullies getting on my case
They tease me 'cos I live with mum, and kick sand in my face
Gonna show them all who's boss, I'm gonna live the dream
And I'll become the most amazing creature ever seen
I'm a puny mortal meatsack, as I've become aware
So step one of my master plan is to become a Were
I'll dress up as a little girl, put on my riding hood
Skip along the forest path, right through the scary wood
When the nasty werewolf leaps out, his big teeth I'll admire
I'll get bit and nearly be a Wereapalalockapire
Wereapalalockapire, Wereapalalockapire
When I become one I will be a hit with all the ladies
Wereapalalockapire, Wereapalalockapire
I wanted power, all I got was fleas and bloody rabies
Next up I need vampires, those creatures of the night
But how to make the walking dead walk up and take a bite?
I'll wear black clothes, become Emo, say "Yeah, I'm pretty dark"
And if I cut my wrists the blood attracts them like a shark
I'll bare my neck and not complain as they stick their fangs in
I'll get bit and nearly be a Vampawerealockadin
Vampawerealockadin, Vampawerealockadin
When I'm one the girls will say that I could not be dreamier
Vampawerealockadin, Vampawerealockadin
I wanted power, all I got was sodding septicemia
Now to be a paladin - gosh darn, I am persistent!
I guess you make them bite you too? Well that would be consistent
This one's a bit trickier, so I'll think la-ter-al-ly
I'll dress like a communion wafer, they'll bite right into me
I'll be fitter, stronger, faster - oh yes, I'll really rock
I'll get bit and nearly be a Palavampawerealock
Palavampawerealock, Palavampawerealock
There's nothing left to stop me now in my quest for betterness
Palavampawerealock, Palavampawerealock
His rusty armour's only gone and gave me frigging tetanus
Finally the warlocks, the trickiest of all
It's hard to make them bite you, they'll just magebolt you in the... head
I guess I'll just sneak up on one, but before things can go south
I'll take a running jump and hurl myself at their mouth
Then I will be awesome, and I'll live without a care
I'll get bit and then I'll be a Waravampapalawere
Waravampapalawere, Waravampapalawere
I'll crush my foes right underfoot, my enemies I'll smash
Waravampapalawere, Waravampapalawere
Just as soon as I've cleared up this unspecified rash
Just as soon as I've cleared up this unspecified rash
credits
from Never Mind The Ologs,
released March 30, 2015
IC: Lester Starcraft and Lio'Ara McAylwyn
OOC: Stephen McGreal and Gilliant Smart
Vocals: Stephen McGreal
Backing vocals: Neil Albrechtsen, Stephen McGreal & Sammo Pinney
Ukelele: Stephen McGreal
Fiddle: Neil Mcmahon
Bass: Neil Albrechtsen
Cajon: Flip Wilkes
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