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The Official Line

from Never Mind The Ologs by The Bricks

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lyrics

This song has been passed by the Norscan Song Comission
It's wholesome and it's pleasant and it's clean,
And when we applied for Wolf song permission
We changed anything spiteful or mean.

This song takes account of the needs of minorities
We wanted to show how much we cared
So the words are nice and easy, for those with low abilities
LOUD AND SLOW FOR THE HEARING IMPAIRED.

Everything is wonderful, everyone is great,
Squeakies are fantabulous, the drow are just first rate,
The command group are infallible, diplomacy's divine,
There's Nothing To Complain About and that's The Official Line

This song respects a woman as a valued equal being,
Not an object of lustful desire,
And why have controversy when we could be all agreeing,
And the bards could be preaching to the choir.

This song rejects enthralling as a form of cruel oppression,
That no barbarian horde should condone,
So let's all free the workers and we'll make a good impression,
'Cause we can clean the toilets on our own.

Everything is marvellous, everyone is nice,
Lycanthropes are the Chosen Race, The Queen is without vice
Free expression's treasonous, censorship is fine,
Things Can Only Get Better and that's The Official Line

This song believes in peaceful means of conflict resolution
And forging lots of ploughshares out of swords,
'Cause gentlemen from Forinjar make a valid contribution
And it's wrong to help ourselves to treasure hoards,

This song accepts that faith is multi-denominational
No matter to which ancestor you pray,
They don't need spears or hammers to be fully operational,
And if they've got eight legs that's still OK.

Everything is heavenly, everyone is cool,
Kasimir's an idiot and Lester's just a fool,
War is an atrocity, the troops should resign,
Erdreja Is A Happy Place and that's The Official Line

credits

from Never Mind The Ologs, released March 30, 2015
IC: The Bricks
OOC: Neil Albrechtsen & Stephen McGreal

Vocals: Neil Albrechtsen & Stephen McGreal
Guitar: Stephen McGreal
Fiddle: Neil Mcmahon
Bass: Neil Mcmahon
Cajon: Flip Wilkes

Bonus track:
Fiddle: Neil Mcmahon
Viking horn: Neil Albrechtsen
Guitar: Neil Albrechtsen
Dog: Ozzy Ozkins

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