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lyrics
Chorus 1
Let's write a Satirical Viking Folk Song
Let's make it the best we've ever done
Let's write a Satirical Viking Folk Song
And take the p*** out of everyone
Verse 1
It's got to appeal to xenophobics
It's got infringe your civil rights
It's got to claim that elves have no dicks
And start a lot of pointless fights
And it's got to have a bit where Thorkal shows off his guitar skills...
Chorus 2
Let's write a Satirical Viking Folk Song
Let's give those Norscan boys a laugh
Let's write a Satirical Viking Folk Song
It can be our epitaph
Verse 2
It's got to have at least one verse entirely,
Devoted to slagging off the drow,
Because we think they're twisted and evil and slimy,
But they probably know that by now,
And it's got to have a bit where we all shout "Let's Stab 'em Up!!"
Chorus 1
Verse 3
It's got to have a lot of double entendres,
To thrill the privates on parade,
But we don't care if they're single entendres,
Just as long as it get's us laid,
And it's got to have a joke about wood...
Chorus 2
Verse 4
It's got to have a lot of bad rhymes,
It's got to have lines that don't quite fit into the space available,
It's got to have grammatical word crimes,
It's got to have jokes that aren't quite saleable,
And it's got to have a bit with a dog.....
Chorus 1
Verse 5
It's got to have a verse all about Lester,
Where he tells the story of his life,
It's got to rhyme with fester, jester, depresseder, tester and ancestor,
And complain about his former wife,
And it's got to have a bit where he insults the audience...
Chorus 2
Verse 6
It's got to insult the other factions,
Like the Bears, Harts, Lions, Dragons, Gryphons, Jackals, Unicorns and Drow,
Once upon a time it would have been the Vipers,
But apparently they're all on our side now,
And it's got to have a bit that goes in this bit.....
Chorus 1
credits
from Never Mind The Ologs,
released March 30, 2015
IC: The Bricks
OOC: Neil Albrechtsen & Stephen McGreal
Vocals: Neil Albrechtsen, Stephen McGreal & Sammo Pinney
Guitar: Neil Albrechtsen
Bass: Neil Albrechtsen
"Viking Horn": Neil Albrechtsen
Cajon: Flip Wilkes
Tambourine: Nick Lishman
Dog: Ozzy Ozkins
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