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Not Scared of Spiders

from A Brick Over Troubled Mortar by The Bricks

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A NOTE FOR THE BEWILDERED:

The Bricks is a band comprised of fictional characters from Erdreja, the setting of the Lorien Trust Live-Action Roleplaying (LARP) system. As such, a lot of the lyrical content of our songs may be strange and confusing to those who live in the Real World(tm). In particular with this song "Trannies" refers to the Tarantulas faction, a nation of evildoers. The Bricks are an LGBT-friendly bunch - in fact, Lester is genderfluid. For help deciphering our lyrics, we have provided a handy glossary, here:

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Hey there all you Trannies, you're sick and wrong
Your acts of evil have gone on far too long
You tried our patience, you knew that it would snap
You'll get what you deserve, that's one almighty slap

Your days are numbered, you'll pay for all your sins
The game is over, the Light Alliance wins
We'll find your Matron Mother, and stick our swords inside her
You're afraid of the Big Bad Wolf but we're not scared of Spiders

You should have seen it coming, should have felt the turning tide
We'll hunt you down like animals, you'll have nowhere to hide
And ringing in your ears will be the promise we have made
That we will take no prisoners, and you will taste our blades

You're hopelessly outclassed, your situation's dire
The light at the end of the tunnel is us - We're bringing fire
We'll trap you in a corner and administer a beating
Then set fire to the Underdark, we'll have underfloor heating

Llolth won't come to help you as you perish down beneath
She might have more legs than us, but we've got bigger teeth
And then you'll realise, our bite's worse than our bark

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from A Brick Over Troubled Mortar, released August 26, 2004
Lester (Stephen McGreal)

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