An actual, new Bricks album on CD! It'll sound great in your car on the way to events (which is where we reckon you'll play it), and you can leave it playing whilst you set up your tent so everyone knows how cool you are. Professionally recorded, mastered and manufactured, featuring cover art by Ian Bowden.
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lyrics
What's the first thing that you can remember,
What's the first thing that caught your eye?
Well for me it was a pair of shirt potatoes,
Now I'll have a breast fixation till the day that I die!
CHORUS
'Cause you can joggle them, you can jiggle them,
you can wobble them, you can wiggle them,
you can put your head between them and go <Make (in)appropriate flubbing sound here>
You can grab them, you can grope them,
you can stroke them, you can soap them,
they're a man's best friend,
Norks, norks, norks, norks norks!
They're second to none as a beverage dispenser,
And babies latch on to them with exuberance,
So if there's nothing in the fridge, and you take your coffee white,
Then grab a mammalian protruberance!
- Chorus -
Small, perky, pert ones are a joy to behold,
But you can't beat a cracking bit of cleavage,
You get pink ones, you get brown ones,
You get yellow ones, you get green ones,
But I don't mind the colour just as long as there's heavage
- Chorus -
They're wabs, they're globes, they're funbags,
They're jubblies, they're bazookas,
They're dairy pillows, melons, they are chesticles,
They're udders, orbs, they're puppies,
They're outdoor lungs, they're knockers,
And they make me feel all fuzzy in my... heart....
- Chorus -
credits
from Never Mind The Ologs,
released March 30, 2015
IC: The Bricks
OOC: Neil Albrechtsen, Sammo Pinney & Stephen McGreal
Vocals: Neil Albrechtsen, Stephen McGreal & Sammo Pinney
Guitar: Neil Albrechtsen
Bass: Neil Albrechtsen
Cajon: Flip Wilkes
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