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lyrics

They're not very tall, but that doesn't matter
It's the taste of the meal not the size of the platter
So if you like them shorter, and a little bit fatter....

Hobbit Love
Hobbit Love
Hobbit Love
Hobbit Love

They're rather partial to the liquor and the leaf,
But unlike a Kender, they're probably not a thief,
You can get their women drunk on half a bottle of Reef, Yeah!

They're cute as a button and really rather sweet,
With lots of lovely curly hair and massive furry feet,
And just like a finger of Fudge they're very small and neat, Yeah!

So forget human wenches, and elven ladies too,
You lanky hags can pack your bags it's time for something new,
So come on boys and join me at the back of the queue..... for

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from A Brick Over Troubled Mortar, released August 26, 2004
Words, music and perverted sense of humour by Kasimir Svettirsson (Neil Albrechtsen)

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