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He's A Dwarf

from Never Mind The Ologs by The Bricks

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lyrics

Who's that warrior, with the hammer and the shield?
Will of iron encased in burnished steel
Fore-arms like his aroma are both equally strong
Beard down to his ankles, which admittedly's not that long

CHORUS:
Facial hair, manners of a bear
Four foot stature and a thousand-yard stare
But when he's fighting at your shoulder (hip!) you just don't care
'cos he's a dwarf

He's a dwarf! (he's a dwarf, he's a dwarf, he's a dwarf)
He's a dwarf! (he's a dwarf, he's a very dwarfy dwarf)
He's a dwarf! (he's a dwarf, he's a dwarf, he's a dwarf)
He's a dwarf! (he's a dwarf, he's a very dwarfy dwarf)

He's a brute!
He's hirsute!
He's a gold-divining, silver mining, mountain hewing, master brewing dwarf!

Raised in the echoes of majestic mountain halls
Stories of his forefathers in runes upon the walls
Takes the precious bounty from the belly of the earth
Shapes it into artifacts of vast power and great worth

CHORUS

Piles his plate with comestibles, and eats just like a horse
Drinks like a Caledonian, and sings just like the Norse
Quaffs horns of honey mead, then downs a yard of ale
(Compared to a human, that's a yard and a half, to scale)

CHORUS

credits

from Never Mind The Ologs, released March 30, 2015
IC: The Bricks
OOC: Neil Albrechtsen, & Stephen McGreal

Vocals: Neil Albrechtsen
Dwarven Chorus: Neil Albrechtsen, Stephen McGreal & Sammo Pinney
Acoustic guitar: Neil Albrechtsen

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